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Thursday, July 2nd, 2009
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5:28 am - wow
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I havent posted to this in years.
I'm not sure whether to start posting to this account again, or start posting to the new one I made the other day.....
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| Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
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1:49 pm - maybe I'll keep using this thing after all.
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Just sitting around the house waiting for the maintenance guy to come by. Our sink has a nasty leak, plus its clogged, and while we've got him here I'm gonna have him caulk that crack in the shower, as its letting water into the basement when we bathe. Water is turned off so the sink doesn't overflow, and since theres only one valve for the whole house, I can't wash dishes, laundry, flush the chamber pot, shower, all that shit. Grr fuck snarl.
New news in my life, I recently was the attending clergy for a pirate wedding. Totally last minute thing, too. Their booked clergy just kind of disappeared about a week before the wedding, and they waited until 1:30 pm on the day of the wedding to call me and ask f i could do it. And the wedding was at 6pm. "do you have all the vows written out already?" "well, no, John had those." Luckily I was going to the wedding already (it was for my BF Dhangus Khan) so I already had plenty of pirate swag, but whipping up a wedding ceremony in 2 hours is DAMN HARD. Even when you're half plagiarizing other ceremonies (half plagiarized because there arent any pre-written pirate ceremonies out there) but it turned out well, brought tears to the eyes of many a steely eyed buccaneer. Lots of people told me it was the best wedding service they'd ever heard.
And then later at the reception the titties were a flyin' out for Reverend El Cal. I'm not sure which was the better payment for my services, the sincere gratitude or the flagrant exhibitionism. Kind of a toss up. :)
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| Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
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5:40 pm - ello.
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been awhile. i'm suprised my lj is still here. somebody told my that myspace accidentally sat on it and it got shmooshed. making plans to leave rapid city again. looking at moving to minneapolis to go to culinary school. i was planning on leaving nov 1st, but now its pushed back to dec, or more likely spring.
bleh. bored.
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| Saturday, July 21st, 2007
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2:51 am
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life is hectic, and I don't know where to begin.
My main bitch right now is that the day after my son was born, I was laid off from work. The boss said there wouldn't be any more work until the middle of august and "hell give me a call". Bullshit, he did the same damn thing to Max just after his kid was born. Production went down a little, and instead of him taking it in the ass he made us take a week off, so Max went to colorado to work for his folks for the week, and when he came back production was up, but Pat kept telling him, "we'll call you if we need you" even though the rest of us were working 10 hour days and he hired someone new to do max's job. I'm pretty sure he's already got someone in there doing my job. Not that I really want to work for him after seeing this shit, but its nice to be employed when you have stuff that costs money like, say, a new baby.
I'm getting better at guitar, but I haven't been painting or drawing much lately. I have been itching to write, but words haven't quite found their way to my fingertips yet.
My baby is perfect. I love him to death. He is beautiful and soft and he grunts alot and only cries when he's hungry. However he is a newborn, and kind of boring... the mostly just sleep, eat and poop and are awake for a little while to blink and scowl at the light, which is cute... but only for awhile. I can't wait until he gets a little older and starts getting into trouble. Then my short attention span will be more appreciative of the little changeling.
I'm exhausted.
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| Wednesday, July 18th, 2007
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11:26 pm - baby done been born
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Its a boy! Leonidas Vladimir Vaughn Holloman 7 lbs 15.5 oz 22 in. long, 14 inch head, 13 inch chest giant mitts, he's gonna be a crusher born 1:18 am tuesday july 17
how's that for my first post in 3 months?
current mood: new daddy
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| Friday, April 13th, 2007
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4:28 am - join mvu
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| Sunday, April 8th, 2007
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8:22 pm
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Take 60 seconds to do this, I guarantee you will show someone else, it's too funny not to.
1. go to www.google.com 2. click on "maps" 3. click on "get directions" 4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box) 5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box) 6. click on "get directions" 7. scroll down to step #23
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| Saturday, April 7th, 2007
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11:54 pm - art update.
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Hey. New artwork up. Go look and see. http://elcal.deviantart.com/
And stuff. Car is out of commission. Resorting to the half-assed mass transit in this town. Listening to rancid. and rasputina. and the dead milkmen. and tom waits. and bad livers. I tried to spray hairspray on my newest painting to lock the ink, but what I grabbed was not hairspray, it was some sort of "sleekeningizer" that doesn't dry. Just some sort of oil in a spray bottle. I wonder what will happen to my painting? So far it seems only to have darkened the overall tone of the peice, which is good. It may have done to the canvas what I had to accomplish via photoshop before. I had to turn the brightness down and the contrast up a little, because it seemed a little washed out.
I heart alex borstein in the fucking face and you should too.
Happy Zombie Day to those out there who, y'know. I'm depressed because I should be dying easter eggs and watching cheesy zombie flix today. Instead I'm going to go to a mexican buffet fiesta thing. I was on the news today.
current mood: blah current music: i already told you
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| Thursday, March 29th, 2007
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3:33 am
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So no shit. You guys are not going to beleive this shit.
Tonight, I caught the manager of Wal-mart:
***peering through my living room window at my half-naked pregnant girlfriend****
I didn't realize who it was until the cops ran his liscence plates, and the name came back over the radio. I put in a search on the 'net while they were out trying to catch him, and yeah. Manager of the Rapid city wal-mart.
He claimed he was driving by and saw a naked lady in the window and came in for a close rlook, but... well let me start from the beginning....
I'm sitting on the couch half-watching the TV and playing my guitar. Isabel is getting ready for a bath and comes out into the living room to search for a book to read in the tub, topless, but covering herself with her arm as she rifles the bookshelf. The blinds were open, but this isn't usually a big deal because-
we live at the end of a dead end road on the edge of a cliff. There is no across the street, theres not alot of traffic, usually just the 3 people that live past us. You can't see our windows from the bottom of the cliff... nothin. Relatively private, especially at 12:30 at night.
So i look up at the TV and see a face in the window, short hair, glasses.. NOT RECOGNIZED..... I warn Izzy, "hey someones at the door" and stand up to get it, assuming it was just someone who had walked up to knock on the door for some reason and accidentally saw my gal nekkid. Nope, he bolted...toward the back of the house.
by this convenient map I've reclaimed from mapquest, you can see the incident site (of sight) at point 1, the place he had parked at point 2. Next the guy drove right in front of our house, which is odd, turned around and started back the other way. I ran back out of the house, and tried to cut him off on his way out of the neighborhood to catch is liscence plate. As I'm still hidden behind the far house, he pulls into their driveway, shuts off his lights and gets out of the car with the engine running. I pop out from behind my cover and he gets the "oh shit, i'm gonna die" look on his face, and jumps back in the car and zooms away.
He doesn't live ther, he lives on the north side. So WHY THE FUCK WAS HE PARKING HIS CAR? and getting out? And there was no-one home at either of those houses.
anyway, we filed charges.
did I mention he's the manager of wal-mart?
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| Friday, March 16th, 2007
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5:02 am - boredom
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| Friday, February 23rd, 2007
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9:20 am - its coming
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| Saturday, February 17th, 2007
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12:32 am - Pinot Nior
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I cooked a garlic-parsley pasta with a pinot nior-sweet tomato-and-greek yogurt sauce for dinner... sun dried tomatoes, fresh red bell pepper, organic bison meatballs......
So of course I had to drink the rest of the bottle of Pinot Nior. Cheap, crappy pinot nior, but still good to me. Sometimes it is nice to not have standards. The normal fare of all night arguments and trying to escape the house was replaced with the joys of tickle fights and co-surfing the net looking for funny pictures. Its nice, but I'm not holding my breath for it to last. the perfect relationship for south dakota, as the climate changes with the hands of the clock. speaking of weather.... 5:30 am- 30 mph winds, freezing rain and snow, 30 degrees 8:00 am - 40 mph winds, heavy rain, icy roads 40 degrees 12:00 noon- 55 mph winds, clear skies, roads covered in slush/flash flooding from snow runoff 3:00 pm- gusts up to 65 mph, cloudy, roads a pile of slush that constantly ends up on my windsheild, 48 degrees 5:00 pm - 40 degrees, winds slow to 20 mph. 7:30 pm- 30 degrees, snowing, wet roads freezing again 12:00 midnight- gentle breeze, 20-25 degrees, clear skies.
WTF?
I was thinking tonight about danielle, a girl I knew in sioux falls. She is really cool, we rode bikes, drank wine. Unfortunately I moved out there because I was really reallly reaaaalllllyyyy going crazy, so although we were friends, I know that we could have been better friends if I didn't have so many problems. People don't like to really get to know people who are visibly neurotically fucked fucked up. I hope I run into her again sometime while I'm comfortably sane.
I'd like to apologize to you all for my problems, by the way.
heres a pic for belated valentines day:

oh, sad man, drinking wine and listening to lucinda bassett. Buck up, you'll be manic again soon.
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| Wednesday, February 7th, 2007
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7:42 pm
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 In a world plagued by hellspawn.... only one man has the power to dodge. VETERAN FAITH PRIEST Payback. This time.....Its For Real!
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1:23 am - Fer Kozy!!!!!
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| Monday, February 5th, 2007
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9:36 am
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Heres some pics of my band playing at Punk Rock For Puppies saturday night.
 Here is me blowing fire  Dr. Kyle Frankenfuck Rockin out the axeage
 Bob the Gimp, punishing the skins
 Me trying to get the lyrics right on our new song
 beatin ass in the pit. What you cant see in this picture is the baby we're kicking.
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| Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
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4:29 pm
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today was pretty good. Mostly because I decided to eat a handful of pychedelic mushrooms and strap on headphones playing russian lessons starting at lesson 32 (i'm actually only on lesson 9) before climbing into a giant statue of liberty costume to stand on the street corner for the duration of my trip.
I'm fairly certain this is one of my defining moments.
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| Monday, January 29th, 2007
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12:56 pm - lemme tell ya.
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I got sent home from work today, because it was too windy. And it is horribly fucking windy out there today. The wind pushed me into the street 3 times, and then ripped the head off of my costume and threw it across the street. It fleww across 4 lanes before it even touched the ground. So i'm hanging around the house, doing laundry, uploading pictures to tha net. I'll probably go pay the electric bill and whatnot later.
My band, The Frankenfucks, is playing saturday night at the "Pound Puppies Benefit Show" . We hadn't practiced for about 2 months lately because we all had conflicting schedules, but we got together the other night, and holy shit we sounded great. We also changed our line-up, as Crazy Justin (aka Junior) quit the band to join the army (we have a new song we wrote friday night called 'GI Justin') so we moved Jake from the drums to the bass - which he's better at- and brought on Bob as our new drummer- who's a better drummer than Jake. Considering it was a new line up and we hadn't practiced in months, we must be the greatest band in the world.
I want to play horror clicks, havent gotten to play lately. I think I'm gonna call J and see if I can come down to the store this afternoon and try to take on Cthulhu with my army of demons. I took some neat pics of a red Faith Preist facing off against the Blood Demon and some cronies. bleh, i'm sore.
current mood: apathetic current music: radio el cal
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| Friday, January 26th, 2007
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9:07 pm
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seriously. someone stab me in the face with a trout. damned if I do damned if I don't.
I think I'm dead inside.
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| Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
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3:54 am
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I now have incredibly slow internet on my incredibly slow computer. Its late, updates will resume soon.
current mood: tired
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| Monday, December 18th, 2006
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11:05 pm - i'm alive
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maybe someday soon I will get an internet connection. I've been broke (thank you deadwood... it was fun and all, but I'm broke) finally moving downstairs, got my bed set up today. Toook my new dog out on a 4 hour walk yesterday. He's a super unruly little shit, so I'm trying to train him to be a good dog. here is a picture of him:
 his name is Milo, and he chews, he barks, he pees on stuff when he feels ignored. He is also so incredibly fucking smart he learned 3 tricks in one hour while I was watching TV, and just fucking around. That was with no treats, just a "good dog" and a petting, and with a minimum of effort. The smart thing is a problem though, because he has actually outwitted me. I tought him humility (when i moved in he was as wild as a coydog.... thoght he was king of the house) by nipping his ears, playfighting him until I could get him throated, and now he uses the submissive roll over to get sympathy when he isn't a damn bit sorry for something. Hell, he does it even when he hasn't done anything wrong, just to get attention. Beautiful, smart, tricky dog. I shall teach him to steal money.
work sucks but I might get a raise. Had about 10 hrs overtime this week. spent the last 2 days watching movies: pitch black the chronicles of riddick aeon flux (bleh......) School of rock girls one wild 5 (better than aeon flux) and playing horror clix. J and I ran the hroes vs horrors, first match 300 pt armies I slaughtered the x-men with the Widow Octavia and a couple 50 pt demons, my 30 pt killer clown took down wolverine with nary a scratch. But when we went 500 pts, I got tooled. Batman aced everyone out of their powers, the flash was un touchable, (except for one crit from rasputin) iron man got a severe beating by the widow, but in the end the massive damage dealt by the heroes wasn't enough to withstand. The mummy got bliffed out of existence by his inability to kill a superhero. fneh, and the rasputin-morgana team seems to be really, really, really shitty and not worth the 200 points you pay for them.
One of these nights we're going to break out the cthulhu figure and march a serrious offense against him.
I'm tired.
current mood: awake
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